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Hang On To Your Helmet - HD Cassette Is Here!

Hang On To Your Helmet - HD Cassette Is Here!

We know it's August but we just fell across one of the best April Fool's jokes and we thought we might share.....the HD cassette....

Promising updated machinery and manufacturing methods,the new cassette will offer HD sound,unchewable tape and up to 360 minutes of storage space.

The HD tapes offer Shush technology which offers a quiet performance free from hiss and noise,as well as anti-tangle protect which coats the tape with a special substance that makes it less likely to get caught in your tape player.

Should you still run into trouble,a new rotating stylus,called wind-up,promises to quickly and easily recalibrate any loose tape.The new players will also benefit from improved manufacturing techniques and will come with improved HD sound,4K dubbing (4 times faster than high speed dubbing).A quadruple deck machine is also said to be in the pipeline.But reports of a new Walkman are yet to be confirmed.What Vector.......Victor?

14th Aug 2016

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